What you missed today
Wait, that's not how it goes. There's some sort of introduction. As if we were sending an inter-company memo or something.
There! That looks about right. Then I launch into a story about my day.
So there I was...wait.
Okay. So there I was, reading the Preamble to the United States Constitution out loud.
"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility," I said, smiling to myself stupidly, like a dog that just passed gas, only I didn't pass gas, which is good, because I don't think this chair could take any more.
"Provide for the common defence," I continued. "Promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
Here's some links!
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The Empire Strikes Back Cast Reunited, Partially
Mad Scientist Creates Living Cell, Potentially Dooming Us All
Let's Discuss Alan Wake Episode Two - Now
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