Here's Why You Should Never Trust Spider-Man

Dammit, Spider-Man. We can't rely on you at all any more, can we?

On yesterday's Good Morning America , web slinger Spider-Man failed at something he's supposed to be amazing at: Catching people who are falling. Like, that's what he does about a third of the time, and he goes and fails at it live on TV. You should be ashamed, Spider-Man.


OK, now say you're sorry.

Good. Now make up.

OK, you get a pass. But between this and Gwen Stacy, you're on thin ice when it comes to blondes.

ABC News (via Guyism)

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