42 – Gummy Bears
Within the larger candy rankings are sub-rankings of individual flavors, textures, and consistencies. Among the chewy, fruity family, Gummy Bears are the best-known but still highly flawed. The best part of the chew is feeling your teeth gently break through the other end once the tension in the substructure of the candy subsides. Gummy Bears taste good, but feel too much like eating rubber. -EG
