I recently headed to Mint, an herb-y, fresh smelling town far away from my own. But when I arrived, I was met with a horrible truth. My host was in some kind of deep, trance-like state!

I'm truly sorry for hitting her with my net but I was very concerned and thought some form of shock therapy might rouse her from this peaceful slumber. It didn't work. I was terribly discouraged and decided to go into her house and sleep in her bed. After a quick power nap, I was ready to seek help from the neighbors, but was rebuffed by the terribly rude Lucha.

This is what I get for being a good samaritan? Chivalry just ain't what it used to be

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