After waiting for nearly 20 minutes last night, I gave up trying to find a match of Tiny Racers. The mode, which recreates the feeling of driving RC cars, was added to GTA Online last year. Nobody plays it anymore. Actually, nobody seems to play most GTA Online modes. It’s becoming a problem.

GTA Online just had its most active month ever. It is consistently one of the top-selling games on Steam, Xbox and Playstation. It is always in the top 10 of the best selling games each year. The community is huge. Yet players looking to play a wide variety of modes modes will have trouble finding anybody to play with or against.

The problem, paradoxically enough, is an overabundance of content. GTA Online has a huge variety of things to do, including missions, races, heists, and deathmatches. When the game first launched, this variety was great. But the game has only gotten bigger. Now, after four years and dozens of updates, GTA Online almost feels too big and empty. The player base has spread out across too many jobs and events, making it hard to play anything but the latest new thing.

After digging around in the game and on the internet, I came up with this content tally of what’s inside the game:

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109 Contact Missions (5 removed in update 1.27)

83 Deathmatches

41 Last Team Standings (9 were removed)

142 Rockstar created races (AIR, LAND , SEA)

77 Stunt races

9 Survivals

45 Parachuting missions

33 Versus missions

45 (Or more) Adversary modes

Total number of playable missions and events: 583+

This list doesn’t include biker activities, CEO missions, heists, public events, user-made races and Rockstar-verified jobs and tracks. Even without these added activities, you can see the list of things to do in GTA Online is massive. The problem is that most players tend to stick to the new stuff, which allows the bulk of GTA Online content to become ghost towns. The vast majority of older modes are empty, making it nearly impossible to find a match without waiting 30 minutes or longer.

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It doesn’t help that getting people to play with you is a convoluted process. Usually, I pick a newer game mode, because people are likely to want to play it. I host the lobby, make it open, and turn on “auto invite,” which constantly sends invites to players across different sessions and lobbies. When another player joins, a timer starts. Once that timer hits 0, the match starts. This is crappy, because it will often lead to matches starting with only 2 or 3 players. So, I end up having to toggle the lobby between open and closed to reset the timer, crossing my fingers that other players will somehow fill up the roster.

I’ve been playing GTA Online for so long that this whole process is just normal now. I barely even think about it, unless we are having bad luck and still can’t find players. That’s when my friends and I start performing rituals in the hopes they’ll increase our luck in finding other people to play with. We’ll switch the lobby between open and closed really quickly, or change the radio station in the menu. These things don’t actually help, of course, but it’s better than just sitting there doing nothing. For new modes, I usually don’t have to wait long, but for anything more than a few months old, I can wait for an hour and not find anyone to play with.

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The thing is, even after all of that waiting time, finding players doesn’t fix the issue. People tend to leave after a few matches, and soon you’re back to waiting. Depending on the mode, there are nights where I probably spend more time looking for a match than playing.

I’m far from the only player who has to deal with these issues. One of the oldest GTA Online memes is players referring to the game as a “Cloud simulator”, a reference to how long you’ll be stuck looking at the loading screen:

Actually, you might spend a long time watching clouds go by while filling up lobbies, too. This is gripe players are always talking about on sites GTAforums, Reddit, the Steam forums and elsewhere.

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GTA Online is a hugely complex game and I’m not a game developer or anything, but after playing this game for so long, I’m hungry for a fix. While the double cash and experience events that Rockstar runs each week help popularize certain modes, more can be done. A possible solution to this problem is removing content, or at least providing rotation of modes, like what you see in Splatoon 2. The game needs something that would help funnel players into specific modes. Popular modes like heists, and popular stunt races should be permanent, but everything else needs to be tweaked somehow.

Another wrinkle is that many of the modes in GTA Online don’t pay out very well outside of double cash events. And considering how important money is in GTA Online, it makes sense that a lot players favor modes that pay out large sums at a more frequent rate. Increasing the payout across modes seems like a sensible solution, a step that might encourage people to try out more stuff.

For now, the best way to get around lousy matchmaking and empty lobbies is simple: Invite some friends.

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Zack Zwiezen is a a writer living in Kansas City, Missouri. He has written for Gamecritics, Killscreen and Entertainment Fuse.