God Will Not Forgive This Doom Modder For Giving Mario Legs To Cacodemons

Gif: The Kinsie

It is one thing to give Doom’s Cacodemons legs. That’s a felony, at least. It’s another to identify the specific, worst-imaginable legs they could possibly have and then, heart and mind heavy with that knowledge, unleash it upon the world.

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That’s exactly what modder The Kinsie has done, for some reason. As part of their “Reelism 2” mod, The Kinsie has given Cacodemons Mario’s legs—with Mario 64 pitter-patter sound effects and everything. Now Pandora’s Box is open, and if you try to re-seal it, it will just shout “wahoo” and triple-jump away.

“May the Devil forgive me for this, because God certainly won’t,” The Kinsie said on Twitter.

They’re right.

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DISCUSSION

Taking Mario out of the equation here...no arms on those beasts.

Who is helping this legion of hellspawn put on pants and tie their shoes? Or is it a group effort, with all of them teaming up attempting to put a bow in a string with their mouths or horns or something?