Persephone
Who she is: Unsmiling queen of the underworld Persephone taunts Kratos and schemes to destroy humanity throughout God of War: Chains of Olympus, all while channeling proto-Julia Fox in a slinky black dress. Being a genocidal hot girl isn’t the most ideal coping mechanism, but Persephone was forced into a life she didn’t want in the underworld with Hades, a man she didn’t know or care for, at a young age. It’s a hot, genocidal tragedy.
Ranking: I can’t rank Persephone in good faith—it would be too callous, too unfair. Somewhere near the top, for sure.