Goat Simulator Developers' New Game Is About Building The Perfect Factory

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Screenshot: Satisfactory (Coffee Stain Productions)

The opening track “Ever” on the band Flipper’s classic first album, Album, contains the lyric, “Ever look at a flower, and hate it?” As I was playing Satisfactory, the new game from the developer of Goat Simulator, I realized that lyric pretty much sums up what the game is about.


While Goat Simulator was about chaos, Satisfactory is about control. Available now in early access on the Epic store, Satisfactory is a base-building and resource management game in line with Oxygen Not Included. It plays a little bit like Minecraft for adults, given its first person perspective and checklist style gameplay. You play as a representative of Ficsit, a megacorp that wants to you rob an alien planet of its natural resources in order to build increasingly complicated machines. As you play, you gain the ability to craft more and more buildings that help keep your assembly lines efficient.

The planet you land on in Satisfactory is gorgeous. It’s completely unspoiled nature, and you’re greeted with the local fauna as soon as you land. There are lumbering giraffe-like creatures, giant flying reptiles with pale blue wings, and some slightly annoying giant armadillo-esque animals that guard mineral deposits. You’re here, on this lovely, calm, peaceful planet, to fill its vistas with machines belching black smoke.

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Screenshot: Satisfactory (Coffee Stain Studios)

It’s not exactly a secret that your goals are ignoble. It’s clear that Ficsit doesn’t really care about you. If you’re injured by a long fall or an attacking animal, you don’t get an alert that your health is lowering, but rather an alert that the equipment you’re wearing is being damaged. The AI that guides you through the tutorial is a bit like Glados from Portal before her evil nature is revealed. She’s dry, unfeeling, and definitely unconcerned with your continued survival.

Despite my discomfort with destroying nature for the needs of an uncaring corporation, the streamlined efficiency of production keeps me coming back. Satisfactory presents the tantalizing idea of creating a perfectly tuned system that always does exactly what I want it to. I found the game most irresistible once I unlocked conveyor belts. Most of the buildings you can build have an input and output, meaning they can be connected by conveyor belts to each other. That means that you can connect a mining machine to your ore deposit, have that travel via conveyor belt into a machine that makes it into iron ingots, and then travel from there to a machine that makes it into iron rods, which you can use to craft other machines. I started thinking about the possibilities as soon as I got my first chain of buildings up and running. Now that I have the ability to split conveyor belts, I can have half the ingots turn into another crafting material, and maybe eventually rejoin the belts to make a third crafting material.

It’s hard to tear myself away from Satisfactory. Playing co-op mode is seamless, and playing multiplayer with video producer Paul Tamayo today also showed me how much more efficient everything is with two people. If I had a full squad of three other players to help me out, I could ruin this planet in no time.


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