Shooter Thing 2

Just dial 1-800-RIPNTEAR and a cacodemon will be with you at its earliest convenience

Big console exclusives make head to PC this week, plus The Anacrusis releases and Astroneer hits Switch

From new Pokémon to new Zelda, the Switch is poised to have an awesome 2022

From BOTW 2 to Rumbleverse to big-name sequels and cozy indie titles, 2022 is shaping up nicely

The blockbuster Xbox shooter is too big to be linear, too small to be open-world

Subnautica, Risk of Rain 2, Kentucky Route Zero, and more are on sale for pretty good discounts

I bet no one else's top 10 has a game with the word 'fanny' in the title

Evil execs, unobtainable PS5s, and poorly cast Marios were just a few of the lowlights

But listen, right, what if that game had a game inside it too...

The Joy of Painting has unfortunately become the Joy of Profiting