Save the Princess

The next home console from Nintendo is so close you can taste it. It probably tastes like fingerprints. In the…

Playing Tokyo Jungle reminds me of my insomnia, of all things. The reason I often stay up until I can greet sunrise…

Remember Beanie Babies?

There are at least two timelines on the Internet that put the major Super Mario games in chronological order, as if…

Assassin's Creed is easily one of the most successful and genuinely new properties to emerge from this console…

Now here's the story of a guy named Mario.

I play a lot of role-playing games. You know this already. You read Random Encounters every week. You understand my…

It's an incredibly short week for the Nintendo Download, but that just makes Circle Entertainment's follow-up to the…

Which would you rather have, a grungy old black-and-white Wario game, a dollar off a classic Mario game, or a…

Some things in this universe are constant. Death, taxes. Slow buses when you're late. And the fact that Mario is…