I Was Late Because A Dry-Eyed Alien Stole My Pen!

An online table talk game in which players use a limited number of keywords to make excuses for a predicament that could happen to you.
In a specified extreme situation, players use randomly assigned keywords to make excuses for being late.
The game will test your last-minute ability to come up with a plausible excuse, and your luck in drawing out the most excusable words!