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"You guys might need some earplugs."
–Nullsleep, Blip Fest 2012
You're a nineteen year old dude who just spent four years in juvenile detention. Today's the day of your release. But you're still under a six month probation period, so you can't do whatever the heck you want just yet. You get assigned to a halfway house way out in the boonies to learn a thing or two about being an adult. After all your were just fifteen years old when they put you away. And in juvie, they don't exactly teach you anything about dealing with the outside world. So you're thinking to yourself you're shit outta luck being shoved from one crap hole to another. Outside, your friendly neighborhood probation officer is waiting to drive you to your new home. Is the new place gonna be as bad as you think? Well, you have to play the game to find out. Or you could just read the rest of this post to get some idea of what to expect.
"You guys might need some earplugs."
–Nullsleep, Blip Fest 2012
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