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How would Tim write a Super Mario novel? Who is the David Mamet of video games? Why are gamers so inarticulate? What…

Is Super Mario Bros. 2 bad? Was the Sonic series ever good? Who is the Ben Kingsley of video games? What does that…

The other day, I mentioned to my friend of 10 years that I was doing research on massively multiplayer online…

In this week's episode of Speak-Up on Kotaku is here, with Chewblaha, Senselocke, and Pat Chan ramble on about how…

How did I get to E3? How did I get a VIP pass? I don't even know. The idea was that I would walk up to E3 and,…

Drink up, kids. It's time for Kotaku Off Topic, a chance to get anything and everything off your chest, video game…

The most common email response I received to my previous column ("Japan: It's Not Funny Anymore") was a perplexed…

This is how you make friends and influence people in the Information Age (as a writer, anyway):

We can't all be rock stars. Or can we? Why can't we all be rock stars? Who says we can't all be rock stars?

You press a button; a character on the television screen jumps. You press the same button again, while the on-screen…