Dead Meat

It is 2006. You are 2K Sports, the newly created challenger to EA Sports. You've been cleaved from Sega, bought up…

People often complain that there's an overabundance of zombie-based video games, or that zombies are the new bacon,…

Give a man a snack, you keep him sated until dinner; teach a man to create a snack, and he'll make it once, tell…

Cinco de Mayo? You mean, another excuse to drinko? Ok, bad joke. I may have started the festivities without you.

While Resident Evil 4 is generally regarded as the highpoint of Capcom's survival horror series, it also represents…

Many ruder-than-scientific words exist for "homosexual"; the faceless internet crams my inbox with them every day.

Our beaten, bloodied and bruise party stood before the gold-trimmed door, attempting to unravel the secret means of…

Sooner or later, we're going to get a video game based on The Hunger Games. No film can be as popular as this one,…

In all my 38-plus years on this great spinning dirt ball of ours I've never once heard a person exclaim, "Hooray,…

You can assassinate a bear in Assassin's Creed III. You can run around the battle of Bunker Hill, flanking the…