If Gabe Newell laid down some real talk: then maybe he'd say some of the things in this fake but hilarious open letter written by Dorkly about Half-Life 3.

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If Gabe Newell laid down some real talk: then maybe he'd say some of the things in this fake but hilarious open letter written by Dorkly about Half-Life 3.

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