For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are Okay!

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Usually porn parodies seem content with just cosplay, but not this Metal Gear Solid one. It’s really gone the extra mile.

Dubbed Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen (heh), this is the latest game themed endeavour from the folks behind the Overwatch dirty movie and the FFXV skin flick.

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Besides groan-inducing puns like “Diamond Dongs,” it’s the production value that stands out.

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In The Phantom Peen, there is decent enough CG for this kind of thing.

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Locations kinda match up with MGSV. (Though, that cardboard is terrible.)

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Okay cosplay!

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And smoke.

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Good map UI.

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The cardboard, however, could be better.

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I mean, they don’t need effects like this.

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Excellent font.

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But the cardboard is all wrong.

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There are even codec scenes.

Oh, let’s not forget the hardcore sex. There’s that, too. Check out the safe-for-work trailer below:


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Originally from Texas, Ashcraft has called Osaka home since 2001. He has authored five books, including most recently, Japanese Whisky: The Ultimate Guide to the World's Most Desirable Spirit.