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Final Fantasy’s Angry Australian Motorbike

Final Fantasy is a very delicate series. Effeminate, even. So you’d expect any marketing tie-ins with the game to feature delicate things. Books, clothing, artwork, etc. Not in Australia.

No, to celebrate the launch of Final Fantasy XIII in Australia, EB Games and Ubisoft (the game’s distributor down under) will be giving away a motorcycle. Not a tender, feminine bike. An angry, masculine motorcycle. Worth AUD$35,000.

https://kotaku.com/final-fantasy-xiii-eyes-on-impressions-lesbian-motorcy-5277293

All you have to do is prove you’re Australia’s biggest Final Fantasy fan.

“That’s not a bike…THIS is a bike”. There, you can have that one on me.

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