Heihachi (Tekken)

Tekken’s Heihachi is the most unambiguously toxic father on this list. This family is almost entirely defined by its internal rivalries and the fact that they love to throw each other off the side of cliffs. He’s a real bastard who hurts and betrays everyone around him, but you bet that won’t stop him from having children. As recently as this year’s Tekken 8, it’s been revealed that Heihachi has another child in Reina. He may not be good at being a father, but he’s at the very least efficient in becoming one.