With Captain America: Not A Condensed Origin Story hitting theaters later this week, it's time to reflect on all the things the first movie got wrong. Or jut skim over them, because 12 minutes is way too short.

Cinema Sins, you slackers.

I'm not saying Captain America: The First Avenger was a horrible film; I quite liked it, actually. I just liked it in that 'holding your hand to the screen, mouth open incredulously the whole time' sort of way. Or maybe it was just jealousy over not having been injected with a super soldier serum that makes me too pretty for the enemy to shoot at me — I had to rely on nature.