Many things happen over the course of your adventures in
The Witcher 3. Some are forgettable. Most are far from it.
Here, then, is an objective and comprehensive list of...ah, who am I kidding, here’s a massive list of the things I loved most from a game I love so damn much.
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Note: I say Everything* in the headline because while I have opinions on almost everything in the game, from Dwarven Ale to NPC lines like “another drifter in from Temeria”, I don’t want to keep you here all day. This, then, is just the best stuff.) 52. The Wind 51. Combat finishers Absent the Power Adapter, You Can Finally Buy the TurboGrafx-16... 50. Getting a magic, Bloodborne-esque shovel. 49. Ciri’s combat moves. 48. Talking demon animals 47. Snow dates with Yenn 46. Gettin’ wild at the hot springs 45. The word “Noonwraith” 44. Getting sucked inside a painting and mercy-killing a ghost. 43. Lighting 42. Suicidal explosives experts 41. Chatting with a corpse, and a very angry werewolf. 40. Murder mysteries. 39. Unicorn sex 38. Ain’t no party like a giant murderous bear party. 37. Joining the theatre. 36. Joining the circus. 35. Gettin’ blind drunk, stealing Yen’s clothes and making magic prank calls. 34. Beating the devil at his own game 33. THIS FUCKIN’ LIL’ GUY 32. “Thanks bunches” 31. Lighting 30. Puss-peepers (vid ) source 29. The view from Kaer Trolde 28. Stealing a kiss with Triss 27. Sidequests that directly reference the decisions you made in the main storyline. 26. Cheery loading screens 24. Skellige 23. Awkward boat sex. 22. Hiking up to enjoy the views around Kaer Morhen 21. The epic final fights 20. Saying goodbye to an old friend. 19. Shani 18. Lighting 17. This guy 16. Johnny 15. The vulnerability and wickedness of “The Bloody Baron”. 14. An entire sidequest built solely around cheese jokes. 13. Everything about the breathless, epic siege of Kaer Morhen 12. Novigrad 11. Letting a horny ghost possess you, who then gets his drink on, dances around and tries to get you both laid. 10. Geralt the poet (vid ) source 9. Exploring the very ends of the world 8. “This is very romantic”. 7. Cerys. 6. The complexity and sweetness of Geralt & Yenn’s relationship 5. Finding Ciri. 4. Becoming an inter-dimensional astronaut and literally travelling to an alien planet. 3. The Tower of Mice. Just...holy shit. 2. Throwing a baby in an oven. 1. The “Good Dad” ending.