Ever Wonder What Mario's Insides Look Like?

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He may look spongy and adorable, but underneath the overalls beats a heart, just like the rest of us. By Jason Freeney, as seen on Facebook.


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Two concerns - one, pelvises are not flat. Two, we need to see the inside of his bones - if they're hollow like a bird's, this might explain how a fat middle-aged plumber from Brooklyn can leap up the sides of castles, airships, and small planetoids.