How do the infamously talkative turrets from Valve's puzzle phenom Portal express their love of Game of Thrones? Why, through song, of course. Glorious harmonies, soaring shotgun blasts of sound. And ineffectual wiggling. I want to see Companion Cubes next.


Yep, so there's my daily dose of cute. I think I need to go eat of bowl of nails and lock eyes with a charging rhinoceros to balance it out.

If that wasn't enough for you, though, you'll definitely want to check out this collection of preposterously adorable turret videos created by then-BioWare (now Telltale) cinematic designer Zachariah Scott. Diabolical, I think, is the word for this.

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