May: Musk is maidenless
As Musk’s buyer’s remorse started clouding the sky over his billion-dollar baby, he did like many of us do in times of crisis and turned to video games. He tweeted a lot of objectively counterintuitive Elden Ring advice, which I correctly noted at the time was evidence that “having around a $250 billion net worth turns the gray matter in your brain’s frontal cortex into individual packets of mustard.”
He also decided to get into a Twitter war with video game satire site Hard Drive, refusing to credit it for a headline he reposted.
“The reason you’re not that funny is because you’re woke,” he said then. “Humor relies on an intuitive & often awkward truth being recognized by the audience, but wokism is a lie, which is why nobody laughs.” It’s a weird thing to say, considering he got into the keyboard battle because he reposted a Hard Drive headline because he, presumably, found its “wokism” amusing. But mustard is likely leaking out of his ears as I type this very sentence, and May was a reminder to keep our collective expectations low.
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