December: Full of Diet Coke
That brings us to the present day. Did you learn something about yourself, society, or the goodness of man? No? “I told you these were shadows of things that have been. That they are what they are, do not blame me!”
As Dickens predicted, in December, we discovered that Musk sleeps in the shadow of four caffeine-free Diet Coke cans and two replica guns, one of which is from Deus Ex: Human Revolution
“The caffeine-free version destroys my gut microbiome enough to make me forget my pain,” my friend Mark said about the situation at the time.
Yeah, humanity deserves to end soon. It’s not getting much better than this.
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What was your favorite bad/weird/good/alleged Musk moment this year?
