You have likely already seen Drunk Jeff Goldblum enthusing about things. The internet, pizza, and more. This latest video, in which he slurredly marvels at the ubiquity of PayPal, might be my favorite.

(Part of that may have something to do with the fact that I see the actual full-speed version of this ad approximately five thousand times a night while watching Hulu.)


If the people hiring Jeff Goldblum to shill for their products had any sense at all, they'd actually get him liquored up for his next ad and let him do it while actually drunk. (It's cool, ad companies, just credit me for the idea at some point and it's all yours.)

Would drunken spokespeople make it more likely for you to buy a given product? Should more ads for alcohol be feature actual drunk people? Do you want to rewatch Jurassic Park as much as I do?

Feel free to discuss Goldblum, drinking, or whatever else, here or over in the Talk Amongst Yourselves forum. Have good chatting, and remember: When Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.