IT'S FINALLY TIME. All those cookies I've been saving up since last time now have a purpose. There's a new Cookie Clicker update and it involves growing a Santa from a test tube.
It always begins with a mystery:
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Here's a look at the new features upgrades, although I'm just short of (I hope) the last Santa form.
DISCUSSION
God fucking dammit Steve I just weened myself off this shit.
I've got like, 700 Heavenly Chips from 3 prestiges. I don't want to do this any more, but you're just dragging me back in.
For fuck's sake, this is like telling someone to play Lumines.