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Dragon Age: Origins Ogres Are Not Loveable

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The ogre depicted in this new bath of screens for BioWare's Dragon Age: Origins is not cuddly, nor does it have layers, like onions.

I'd say it's an accurate assumption to say that they do not fall in love with lady ogres voiced by Cameron Diaz, or befriend talking donkeys or cats with Spanish accents. No, I'd say the ogres in Dragon Age: Origins are all about crushing you like a small, infinitely crushable thing, or possibly ripping off your head and drinking out of your corpse as if it were a 2-liter bottle of Fanta Blood.