I do have to wonder, what would it be like to live life with mouths on your feet? Let’s ask Donkey Kong, the lovable ape with more mouths than a god, what he thinks about the whole situation.

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Oh...I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Kong. Please understand, we all feel horrible about this and we are here for you.