
I could have gone my whole life without ever knowing this fact. But now I know it, and now you, too, know this fact. In Mario Kart Wii, Donkey Kong has mouths on his feet.
If I have to live with this image and thought in my head, so do you. It is only fair. Plus, it is a little bit interesting that this is due to an error that applies the wrong texture to Donkey Kong’s feet. Thanks, Super Mario Broth! I learned something new and I hate it.
I do have to wonder, what would it be like to live life with mouths on your feet? Let’s ask Donkey Kong, the lovable ape with more mouths than a god, what he thinks about the whole situation.

Oh...I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Kong. Please understand, we all feel horrible about this and we are here for you.
DISCUSSION
how can anyone forget Harlan Ellison’s I Have Mouths on My Feet, and I Must Scream