Apparently no one told Crackdown 2 senior designer Dean Smith that you aren't supposed to make up your own cover blurbs, but then this video is titled "Nothing Is Sacred," so at least he's keeping in theme.

Seriously though, that line needs to go on the game's box art. I don't care if it's from the game's senior designer. "A beautiful fusion of killing," could be the best marketing line for a video game ever. Hell, since nothing is sacred, just call up a member of the press, have them repeat the phrases, and print it. It won't be the same without the manic grin and the giggle, but it'll do in a pinch.


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