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Control Has Some Advice On Washing Your Hands

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Remember, in these new and challenging times, to wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. Wet them, use soap, scrub and...leave your insides by the door?

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ControlI know you’re trying to help, but you’re also a game set in a brutalist bureaucratic psychological nightmare upside down world. These tips don’t work out here.

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In the interests of public safety, here’s the actual poster. See #6? Do that especially, nobody ever does it.

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Luke Plunkett is a Senior Editor based in Canberra, Australia. He has written a book on cosplay, designed a game about airplanes, and also runs cosplay.kotaku.com.

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How good is Control?

Control is so good, that never being able to play it again for the first time, is profoundly sad.