Reddit user jinoxide lucked out and got his mail-order copy of Gears of War 3 a little early. Perhaps to cover their asses - or perhaps just sensing we need to start the working week with a chuckle - GameStop included a friendly little message.
I guess they expect me to organise my own midnight launch party... [Reddit]
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