Hello there, Kotaku. We had a crazy day today, and I haven't been able to accumulate links for you.
So instead, here, have one of my favorite stand-up routines ever. When I was a kid, my parents would play us Bill Cosby tapes when we were in the car, and this bit in particular has always stuck with us. (I sense I'm not alone here.)
This was where I learned what the word "conniption" meant.
So, possible topics: Would you actually eat chocolate cake for breakfast? Have you ever had a conniption? What other breakfast foods are better than chocolate cake? Do you guys like Honey Bunches of Oats as much as I do?
Feel free to address those topics, or really anything else you want. Have good open threading, see you tomorrow!