To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Right Now, Mrs. Bashcraft Will Start Reading Kotaku

No, not me. I wasn't the one diagnosed today with carpal tunnel syndrome, Lucy was. Lucy is our 15-year-old border collie. She's been having a lot of trouble with one of her front paws lately so Trish took her to the vet today. Turns out she has carpal tunnel syndrome, so she has to wear their sleeves on her paws. Kinda sucks.

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