If you like Selling Sunset…

…you’re going to love the free itch.io game Weasel Real Estate. Weasel Real Estate is just like Selling Sunset, Netflix’s show about different mouths full of identical dental veneers selling McMansions in Los Angeles. Genuinely, Selling Sunset is just a show about people in itsy-bitsy skirts selling multi-million dollar bachelor pads with beach views. The main draw of the show is conniving real estate agent and sole antagonist Christine Quinn, who recently hid under a table to fend off anti-fur protesters and is pivoting to crypto real estate, whatever that means. She is the Joker.

In Weasel Real Estate, you play a weasel wearing a suit (a metaphor for Selling Sunsets brokers the Oppenheim twins) and whack moles in a gridded garden before they sabotage your house for sale. It’s a premise just as simple as Selling Sunset, but cudgeling moles repeatedly will hypnotize you just as easily as Quinn’s wrinkle-free forehead.