Halo 2
Halo 2 offers a classic split-screen first-person shooter where both players can customize how hard or bizarre their campaign will be by turning on different collectible skulls, like the Happy Birthday one that makes enemies’ heads explode, as Kotaku writer Isaiah Colbert puts it. It also gives couples the chance to judge each other’s piloting skills and roll up on fools in a warthog. How else are you meant to know if they’re the one?
Even though it came out nearly 20 years ago (I know, try not to think about it), you can play Halo 2 on Xbox One, Series X/S, and PC, thanks to Halo: The Master Chief Collection.