6. Barbie: Super Model
Release year: 1993
Platform: Sega Genesis, SNES, MS-DOS
How dumb it is: Barbie: Super Model isn’t imaginative enough to be truly dumb. In it, you drive around in Barbie’s sick pink Corvette and complete unexciting minigames, including one where you occasionally avoid birds to absorb stars, and another where you swap Barbie’s accessories to match those you’re shown on a magazine cover. It’s boring, though not offensively so.
