Battlefield's Stupidest Weapons Don't Look so Stupid now

Maybe that's a little harsh. Battlefield's defibrillators only look stupid. But everyone knows that, deep down, they're actually deadly: Fear the man who enters the modern battlefield armed with naught but two hospital paddles.

This clip, from Corridor Digital, shows just how great the humble paddles can be, especially when you get imaginative with them.

While the gags take a while to get going, stick with it. By the time defibrillator-fu kicks in, it'll be worth it.

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By the way, is it true that you can't kill with a defib in BF3? Because words coming out of my mouth when I revive people are pretty awkward.

"GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER"

"ARGH! MOTHERFUCKER!"

"DIE MOTHERFUCKER!"

I'm pretty confused about why would I say that.