Scalpers are just capitalism working efficiently. As such, theyâre absolute scumbags who ruin fun things, proven yet again with the release of Larianâs physical âCollectorâs Editionâ of Baldurâs Gate 3. The enormo-box, sold out by official means, is now being listed for prices over $3,000.
This was brought to stark attention by Larianâs publishing director Michael Douse, who tweeted (exxed?) to express his disgust at the listings he was finding online.
âHate scalpers, man,â he wrote on X. âI understand how commodity works, but this CE isnât a commodity itâs designed to make someone happy not rich.â
Hate scalpers, man. I understand how commodity works, but this CE isnât a commodity itâs designed to make someone happy, not rich. If youâre buying it to trade, all youâre doing is making someone sad. pic.twitter.com/vtH2CX3OhQ
— Very AFK (@Cromwelp) October 12, 2024
Well, you know, it is a commodity, no matter how emotionally attached to it he might be, but heâs not wrong in his conclusion. âIf youâre buying this to trade, all youâre doing is making someone sad.â Getting lots of money, too, but yeah.
The Collectorâs Edition was originally made available to buy during the gameâs early access in December 2022, and given its colossal original price of $270, took a few months to sell out. It was when the game was officially released in August 2023 that it became a lot harder to get hold of, and was almost immediately hitting a thousand bucks on eBay
Given itâs been impossible to buy a new version for a long time, itâs perhaps not a surprise that those wishing to own the box of books, stickers, a fantastic 25cm figurine, and most importantly, a cloth map would have to turn to resellers. And, since the value of an item is based on how much a person is willing to pay, a year on itâs now seeing prices from $1,000 to $3,000 on eBay
Scalp the scalpers
This is obviously not as clear-cut as, âBoo scalpers bad,â as much as it absolutely sucks that such people prevent an enthusiastic fan being able to buy an item they want to own and keep at the intended price. Itâs a situation thatâs created by the artificial scarcity of the object in the first place, where a company deliberately doesnât make as much of something as there are people who want to buy it, then price that thing at far more than it costs to make (because, thatâs how commerce works) to reduce the number of people whoâll find it within their means.
If it were mass produced, it presumably wouldnât be a âCollectorâsâ version (whatever that actually meansââIâve collected all one of this Baldurâs Gate 3 boxed version!â), but then it would be available for everyone who wants it at the recommended price. And scalpers wouldnât have a market to exploit.
And…whatâs lost? Peopleâs peculiar pride at owning a thing someone else wants but hasnât got? Well that sucks. Larian can make the scalpers go away by having more of the Collectorâs Edition produced. But scalpers should just fuck off for spoiling everything in the name of a quick, tasteless buck.
So I hate everything about this.
You can still buy the Deluxe Edition of the game, that doesnât feature the awesome mindflayer statue, but has a paper map, poster, stickers, 3-CD soundtrack and even a physical disc that installs the game, along with a bunch of in-game frippery. Itâs $80.