2. His Majesty
Everybody loves His Majesty (you can find him in Act 2, skulking around the Last Light Inn), and I get it—he’s beautiful and bitchy, refusing to be pet and hissing at you even if you use the Speak With Animals spell. Sphynx cats are especially beautiful, bizarre little freaks, with their hairless skin and incredibly large eyes. But putting His Majesty at the top of this list is far too predictable, and as a cat owner I understand the importance of refusing to bend to the will of an especially bitchy feline. He’s gotta know he’s not number one, until he climbs onto my lap and allows pets—then maybe he can take the top spot.
