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N.O.V.A. 3 Is The Most Ambitious Mobile First-Person Shooter I’ve Seen
First-person shooters suck on a mobile device, don’t they? They’re inaccurate, fidgety, uncomfortable…and just downright rage-worthy. Why would you even want to play Call of Duty on your iPhone anyway, right? Though N.O.V.A. 3 doesn’t escape the flaws of mobile first-person shooting entirely, it does a damn good job of making you forget about them.…
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Even Pikachu Dressed Up For The Premiere of The Avengers
Did you go see The Avengers opening night? Pikachu did. Pikachu is a hardcore fan, didn’t you know? I mean, did you dress up as four of the Avengers, all at once? I didn’t think so. How many evolutions do you think it takes before we achieve Thorchu? I definitely choose you, Thorchu. Mainly because…
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Crying At Your Mailbox Is Only Appropriate When Lamenting The Absence Of Diablo III
Nothing can elicit as much pain from your mailbox than not receiving the expected package of Diablo III Bills? Foreclosure notices? Rejection letters? Divorce papers? The cat grandma shipped you, forgetting about the luxuries of air and food? Nothing compares.
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Chalk Warfare Will Make Your Childhood Feel Incomplete
Where the hell was this when I was a kid? Why did no one tell me about this hardcore spin-off of chalk gameplay? Back in my day all we did was doodle and play hopscotch. But in all seriousness, the special effects are phenomenal. The creator, whose work we’ve featured before, got some great detail…
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Sparks Fly As This Sonic Figurine Sprints Through Emerald Coast
Sonic just can’t get enough attention from collectible statue creators First 4 Figurines. Though committed to other franchises, and even introducing a few of Sonic’s friends in previous products, First 4 Figurines has covered Sonic, Metal Sonic and Super Sonic. But what about modern Sonic? As written in the product description, “He has a much…
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Tuesday Watch This, Play This
Watch! This Portal 2 level is a complicated machine. Watch! Don’t leave your valuables around this five-year-old. Play! Luke plays the flash original New Star Soccer, now on iOS. Watch! Girlfriends everywhere are being neglected now that Diablo III is out.
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Max Payne Wants You To Stop Indulging In Self-Reflection And Hurry Up Already
If you’re planning on picking up Max Payne 3 when it releases tomorrow, Max will be urging you to hurry the hell up while playing the game. Sometimes it’s to give you clues as to where to go next. Other times he just wants you to get on with it. This is no time to…
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You Can’t Hold This Battlefield 3 Jeep Back From Its Dreams of Being an Airplane
This jeep in Battlefield 3 is special. It won’t listen to reason when you say things like, “But you’re just a Jeep. You were designed for 4-wheeling and hazardous shooting.” And of course the only thing left to do when trapped in a glitched out Jeep is to answer the call of many of our…
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The Best of Kotaku, This Week
Hello, Kotaku! Let’s dive right into the bests this week, starting with the image above. Mario and his cute princess are featured above, in the form of very interesting graffiti art. If you look closely you can see the bubble letters that make up each part of the drawings. Thanks to XombieDIRGE for finding the…
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Calling All Comment of the Week Nominations
Hello Kotaku and happy Friday. Let’s make this happy Friday even happier with happy nominations from you happy people. I’m sure you’ll happily oblige with some outstanding ones. Since Fahey nominated one early in the week, and since I and many of you seconded the nomination, feast yours eyes on this comment before placing judgment…
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All Your Favorite Video Game Characters Are Saying Terrible Things
All of the best moments in Unnecessary Censorship is brought to you in this Season 1 round-up. We’ve featured a few like it before, but these come from YouTube user WandTCorporation. I think I even spotted some necrophilia in there.
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This Real-Life Portal Turret Will Track And Shoot You
This has to be the coolest thing I will see today. I need at least two to stand guard by my apartment. Not only does this currently uncased Portal turret track its victims with a camera, but it can even shoot (non-lethally) at them. And it’ll inquire after you if you’ve left its sights. The…
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