Chris Suellentrop's saved articles

“I recognize that thing on screen from something else I saw when I was younger. Ha ha! This is great writing!” Read more

Credit where credit is due, that version of Pac-man is pretty clearly based on the 3D-prerendered-sprite version of the character from Pac-Mania: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pac-Mania So it’s not just some freaky hybrid Pac-man that the movie made up. Read more

I’m now regretting our decision to name our daughter Violet. Read more

..A.. Darpa scientist cant hook up a TV or... Playstation..? Read more

Brenner is not invincible when he grabs the hammer to destroy barrels, and he can still climb ladders while holding the hammer, too. (I realize I sound like Comic Book Guy, but c’mon.) Read more

Toru Iwatani had a cameo in the movie, but oddly not as Toru Iwatani. That guy that played Iwatani was Denis Akiyama. The actual Iwatani played a background character, a repairman I think. Read more

Where’s the Kickstarter for this writer’s therapy? I want to contribute after his noble sacrifice of watching this piece of crap film. Read more

“Kevin James struggles to read children’s books at elementary schools and is booed by bystanders”

And here I was thinking Hervé Villechaize committed suicide almost thirty years ago. Good to see him getting some work in Pixels. Oh wait.
Read more

I picked the main game up during the recent Steam Sale and wow, was I blown away. Just pulled off 100% completion a couple weeks ago and was missing it a bit, had no idea this DLC was coming. Instant buy for me. It obviously reminds me a great deal of Portal, though the narrative is obviously way more serious and the… Read more

Why do i think of thermonuclear war when i read this?

I read this review in Wener Herzog’s voice and it was much more entertaining. Also, Tetris is the perfect game.
Read more

I am disappointed in not seeing an “Hours Played” section. Read more

I expected ”NOT YET” Read more

These review embargoes are getting out of hand. Read more

does it run a smoothly at 1080p 60fps? Read more

Another downside: this is a rare game that feels like the soul was ripped out of it whenever you play it on, like a PS4, or anywhere else you can get it in HD. Read more

How realistic are the graphics? How many strands of hair does each block have? Read more

I heard it doesn't run smoothly on PC.
Read more

“Buy 10 4x1 line pieces you can summon at any time for $2.99!” Read more