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Sims 4 is for doing things that you don’t normally do in life. For me that is fucking with Sims by ruining their lives and relationships. I love creating drama in that game, but I hate that shit in real life. Also, I play as a female all the time because I’m a dude and already know what that it is like. I like to play… Read more

The hell with that! I’m proud to admit most of my Sim life is making everyone pee their pants. Read more

My favorite part of that scene was the Dragon's Breath shotgun, which was basically one of those Metal Slug power ups come to life with enemies getting poofed into fire. Man alive, that was cool. Read more

Same, I loved the first three films and so the 4th film had its work cut out, especially with its epic runtime (if I could level a complaint about 3, it did feel like it ran out of gas narratively by the end). But JW4 stuck the landing in incredible fashion. Read more

My jaw was on the floor during that scene. I’ll be honest, I went in thinking there was no way the 4th movie in a franchise could somehow be the best one, but damn if they haven’t just upped the stakes, the stunts, the fights, and cinematography in every single consecutive film through this one. John Wick 4 is a… Read more

in all the big fights moving forward Vegeta always take the L vs the big bad Read more

Exactly. Vegeta trains and improves himself to be better than Goku. Goku trains and improves himself to be better than Goku too. Vegeta’s always aiming at a static target, wherever Goku is when he starts, but whenever he gets there he realizes that the target’s actually been drifting upwards the whole time. Read more

Counterpoint, Vegeta considers himself to have lost to Goku and that’s the only opinion that matters.  Read more

There’s no one more responsible for this misconception than Vegeta himself. He’s the one who is constantly going on about “surpassing Kakarot,” and who always has an emotional crisis whenever Goku gets a new power-up. He’s never lost to Goku but he ACTS like he has. Perhaps it’s because Vegeta is actually kind of a… Read more

You see, Vegeta has never lost a fight against Goku.

A space alien named Liza postpones Earth’s apocalypse after wandering into a cat cafe. Read more

My girlfriend and I wanted to play this, but we’re on the fence about getting Japanese citizens pregnant. We have a lot on our plate already.
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I mean, Rise of Skywalker made a billion dollars so I am not sure sales are your best metric of quality.  Read more

Yes, more Maki Itoh please! Read more

“My therapist has a really good take on Oprah; she’s smart, but not all that deep.” Read more

“Except if I’m in Africa, where it’s the custom for everybody to refer to anyone older as ‘Sister’ or ‘Auntie,’ depending on the age difference. And there, no one refers to anyone older by their first name out of respect.” Read more

Oh, FFS it was an obvious call-back to the classic line in the movie. Period.

The other day I, a person of tone best described as ‘light mayonnaise’, had to explain to a fellow melanin-deficient exactly what 'invited to the cookout' meant, and the significance therof. They couldn't get past why it was any different than a standard backyard BBQ. Read more

Dutch + Revy - Black Lagoon Read more