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Patrick Klepek
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Senior reporter at Kotaku, streaming Mario deaths at youtube.com/patrickklepek

I would assume they’ve already inducted Patrick into their Hall of Fame for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence in popularizing the word with Mario Maker Mornings. Read more

re: Mike Diver’s ‘how to solve internet’ article with regard to bullying and trolls ... Read more

I was surprised to see a SeanBaby article pop back up on Cracked. He’s down to about 1 a year. Is he still writing for anyone? Read more

Everyone is just jealous that I average 3 kills a match. Not every player has the the skills to shoot blindly while spinning in circles when backed into a corner. Read more

This is so damn true. If you’re frustrated don’t be a dick and report people for cheating because you fucking suck. I hate when people pull that kind of stuff in other games. Read more

When you go to the toys-to-life section of a Target or a Toys R Us, you see Skylanders, Disney Infinity, amiibo, and LEGO Dimensions. To my eye, the Disney Infinity figures always appeared to be the highest quality of any of them (LEGO obviously is its own thing). I love amiibo because I am a sucker for Nintendo Read more

I never fully comprehended just how literal the restrictions were on cross-franchise play. That’s literally *insane* to me, the entire point of Infinity would be to play as Elsa running around Tatooine. No wonder old toys sat on the shelf, that mix-and-match approach would have driven people to pick up older figures I Read more

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I still can’t fathom why Disney pulled the plug on this. They were CLOBBERING the other toys-as-games in the market other than maybe Amibo, but even so... Read more

“It’s more situational...”

Then maybe letting people know how these situation works would keep them from complaining. The way they’re speaking it seems like it IS a useless stat and they just don’t want to acknowledge. I understand they’re known for being cryptic, but there has to be a point where letting people know Read more

Nice, he actually finished it! The creator had shown me a screenshot of the prototype a couple of months back. I was wondering when it would actually get finalized. Read more

This is genius! I look forward to your battle with Mecha Bowser. I assume M.B. plays more fairly than that super expert Troll level. Read more

on Christmas Eve I decided not to go into the office and work from home. At lunch i fired up Civ 5 while i was eating....nothing else got accomplished that day beyond a concerted effort to seize complete control of the americas (i like the world map that mirrors earth). Read more

Gandhi better get his shit together this time. The wolf in sheep’s clothing gimmick won’t work on me anymore. Dick. Read more

Fuck you Sid Meier, I don’t need more Civilization in my life. I don’t! There’s too many games coming out and I have a life. We agreed the last time I played one of your games that we would see other people but now you’re being all pushy with your new Civ 6. Fuck you man. Fuck you. Read more

On the one hand, I’m SOOOOOO excited about this. On the other hand, I have over 1000 hours logged in Civ 5, so this game will probably wreck my social life, lead to sleep deprivation, and cause all my household duties to go neglected. Read more

Even though the game was considered a flop by the community, the power of the Star Wars IP has helped it sell millions of copies, making it a commercial success. Read more

Come on, EA, just count your (six years of) losses and put more focus on hockey. Read more

I have not played an NBA Live game since Live ‘97 on my Playstation. Ever since then, I’ve only known the 2K series between me and my friends... and pretty much everyone else. So seriously, why are they still developing this series? Read more

in pro edition, sort of, not available in home ed though. Read more