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Patrick Klepek
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Senior reporter at Kotaku, streaming Mario deaths at youtube.com/patrickklepek

I fully support Benzies in this... unless R* decides to release RDR for PC. If that happens, then I fully support R*. Read more

I just played for bit last night, actually just played up to the first bonfire, no crashes, no fps dips, no micro-stuttering and everything set to max. Hopefully will stay the same today that I will have more time to play. Read more

Looks like I managed to luck out with my experience *crosses fingers* Read more

I’m almost always a PC gamer, but Dark souls has just been so consistently awful on PC during the launch window I ended up buying 3 for PS4 and will nab the PC version on a steam sale. Read more

My only problem with the first one was that the final boss was brutally hard, to the point where after over a week of trying to beat it, I got frustrated and never actually finished the game. It was a multi-part battle where, if you died, you started all over. Ironically, the Dark Souls 3 review and it’s discussion of Read more

The games were actually not terrible Read more

Apparently these same marketers were also hired to do Gameshark advertisements.

A shame media companies didn’t do anything for our gay bondage fetishes from MGS2. Read more

Do the zombie dragon asses return?

MEMES!!!!!

I’d like to see a remastered Demon Souls if that were possible. Read more

I would kill for a remake/ polished for HD version of Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver. Read more

Heard this was a good game. Hm, shame.
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I pre-ordered both the Vive and the Rift, both within 5 minutes of orders opening, and I am finding it impossible to get any shipping information for either. I’m extremely disappointed in how this launch is going. I find it hard to believe that they didn’t realize the amount of units that were pre-ordered. Oculus had Read more

How are they left in the dark?! It says right on your order it will ship in April, is April over yet? As far as I can tell it still has like 23 days left in the month.. People need to be patient and deal with their place in line.. I didn’t order till March 28th and mine says ships in May, I don’t expect to get it till Read more

I love my trophy screenshots of blank loading screens. Read more

Oh thank fucking God. I am so sick of trying to get a screenshot during a cut scene and getting the perfect shot ruined by the last shot’s screenshot notification. Also I’m really sick of this kinda creepy loaf of bread that’s been in my “people you might know” list for months. I have no clue who that is. This bread Read more