Patricia Hernandez's discussions

It’s hard for me to trust the whole ITS BECAUSE OF THE STORY bit when you can unlock costumes for her that cover her body up. They’re nice costumes, too. They also make it clear that her looks are actually fan-service, and that fan-service trumps always whatever story reasons she has for dressing in such a revealing… Read more

This is very true! Read more

I mean, I’ll agree inasmuch as the “REAL REASON” she’s dressed the way she is is Metal Gear Solid as fuck. But Metal Gear Solid is ridiculous, sooooo. Read more

I wish Kojima just said “because I want to dress her that way.” It seems like a more honest and less eye-roll worthy reason. Read more

OH MY GOD WHY HAS NO ONE DONE THIS Read more

It’s entertaining. We have a mix of content here, some of which is more hardline news, some of which exists just to amuse you—which makes sense, because video games are *supposed* to be about fun! Read more

Oh, I see how it’s confusing now. I’ll reword. Read more

Not enough people voted to kick? Read more

Like this?

Here you go.

You’ve never irrationally hated a fictional character, while also recognizing it’s just make-believe? I for example hate that bitch Daisy from the Mario games. Read more

“Here we are, years after the original release of GTA V, still trying to stop the train. Still failing. Still having fun! That’s what matters.” Read more

Wait, what? Read more

“Hey! First thing you do is hit the cardio! Next thing, go for full on strength training! Don’t do any less than three sets a day! Make sure to change your routine daily! You’ll be all muscle! I guarantee it!” Read more

Is it just me, or are her breasts weirdly static for how huge they are? Read more

They don’t call us Slowtaku for nothing. Read more

Hmm, wouldn’t this mean that no Slowkings would happen because Slowbro could simply detach itself from its tail as a defense mechanism? Read more

Yeah I set it to today, just to see if it would trigger, but I guess you also have to be far enough in to see it—which means going through the intro and the first level, at the very least. Haven’t seen it yet. Read more

That’s kind of funny, given how damn common they are. Read more

Do you think Slowpoke tastes like cow? If not, what do you think they taste like? Read more