Patricia Hernandez's discussions

Yeah it sucks if you get paired with bad teammates. :( Read more

Play through singleplayer first, yeah - it’s pretty much an extended tutorial. The starting weapons aren’t bad, though, I played with those for a long time before upgrading...it might just be a matter of acclimatizing to the sort of game Splatoon is. It might also help to play with buddies, if you know of anyone… Read more

the guns you unlock through it are really good though! also, if you at all care about the story, getting the scrolls can be fun. Read more

Stick aiming. I keep reading people say they like the motion controls in this game though! Surprising. I found that motion controls let me be more precise, but not very fast. Splatoon’s not really the type of game where I have to aim for the head, however, so I’m fine with sticking with...well, sticks. Read more

haha. yeeeah. i feel like i deserved it though, haha Read more

there are plans for dlc gear/clothes, yeah! Read more

i think its possible that it just tells both teams they won? Read more

no there wasn’t - if you notice, everyone had 0 points at the end. if they had gotten paint anywhere, they would have been awarded at least one point! (the 300 comes from winning the match) Read more

holy shit those are some demon alien eyes hahaha Read more

GASP Read more

no its goku Read more

I think they’re moderating those out...thankfully! Read more

I’d love to see what you come up with! Read more

The objective is to explore what you think makes for a good dick pic. The characters you send the pictures to all react to what you take. Also, I thought finding the hidden functions was pretty fun—it reminded me of all the secrets hidden inside of FNAF. Read more

It’s at once a baffling phenomenon, and one that isn’t surprising at all. Read more

Our abridged history of video game dicks has that record, I believe. This one is a close second! Read more

I think the other issue is that there’s no certainty it will still be alive further down the line. I’m certainly hoping it will be, of course, but its not unusual for a multiplayer game to just kind of die after the first few months. :( Read more

What makes you think I’m giving it a pass because it’s Nintendo? I don’t really care who made it. I care that it felt good to play, so much so that the other stuff seems like minor annoyances. But I do recognize in the review that others might not feel the same way! Read more

Technically the game heals you whenever you return to the Hunter’s Dream! Read more

There are a few “impossible” achievements on Steam, yeah. Like this one. Read more