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I hate those snakes so much...so so so much! And the stun advent troopers. God I hate every last one of the damn aliens in this game. Must kill them all. Read more

that snake has hot sauce in its bag Read more

I love the engine noise from the van in the Batman clip that sounds like it’s shifting into higher gear while stationary. It’s like when you were a kid and you pretended your bicycle was a motorcycle; you made the shifting engine noise w/ your mouth while pretty much always going the same speed. Read more

When I released the tether and she floated up, my girlfriend whispered; “Go with God, mother fucker.” Read more

I thought it was just my game being buggy or something that was causing Fallout 4 BoS pilots to constantly crash their vertibirds. Read more

Spanish Batman’s voice is awesome
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Nah see, it’s one pair of fraternal twins, one of which is also one of a pair of identical twins. Makes perfect sense. Read more

When he threw down the smoke grenades, most people book it. Instead, he stayed where he picked up the hostage and the other team took off looking for him. So.. when the smoke cleared, he just walked out the front door. Read more

Ok, that journey ending got me. Should not have watched that publicly out at dinner. Read more

• GTA V - How To Park in GTA V Pc - Nox Official

Looks like Ol’ Porkins has a problem there.
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Stay on target!

The thing about that legendary Slugger. It makes such a satisfying sound when the homerun triggers it makes me want to use it to the exclusion of all other weapons.... Read more

Meanwhile in MGSV....

It looks like D-Dog’s one regret is that he has Bone-itis . . .

That “WAT.” in that BOps clip was perfect.
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“Rico this isn’t funny”