Chris Person's discussions

I like our original lead image better.

I'm the Merry Poppins of memes.

Are you all potted up on weed or something?

I regret nothing.

Given how I play Civ, this is pretty appropriate.

Guys, there are some people out there who Shrek matters a lot to.

For your honor and chivalry in the field of internet commenting, I herby bestow you with the highest honor Kotaku has to give: an animated gif of a penguin being knighted.

This is actually super awkward for us, because we were just about to unveil a brand new logo.

Riot Grrrl mixtape thread!

Horse paragliding needs to happen. Read more

If this game lets me punch Adam Sandler in the face during a golf match, I will be able to die a happy man.

For some reason, Jermaine Stewart is stuck in my head now.

Here's the song, if you're interested

Mike Fahey: Senior Cultural Ambassador to Chattahoochee, TN.

They could also do "Mari-o. I just met a guy named Mari-o"

Police say they found the two illegal immigrants collapsed outside someone's door. Read more

I demand more star wipe.

Deep cut, son. Read more