Chris Person's discussions

I was literally hearing "Mein Crack" the entire time I was editing this. Read more

The Most Deranged Inside Joke You Will Ever Read Read more

This thread is gonna get really dark, isn't it?

It's a rad party that's lots of fun and work but occasionally strangers yell at you or say nice things to you.

I actually watched it with someone who went to Women's Prison. She kept saying "Oh god it's so TRUE". Read more

Super Mario Land 2 and Wario Land are way up there for me. I wish Nintendo let itself be that wacky still. Read more

Some questions are not meant to be answered.

It's also a really, really good documentary.

It works if you've ever had to review a Kinect game. Read more

I saw a warning earlier on TeamCoco that said the clip was US-only. I will update the post to reflect that. Thanks! Read more

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN:

First commenter to complain that Computer Space and Tennis for Two pre-date pong gets a paddlin'.

Unless you're in Europe, and then it's Pizza Hut.

Yeah man, all the trustifarian superhumans beg for cash outside of Search and Destroy so they can buy dollar pizza at that one place. It's kinda sad, man. Read more

If you watch the Mario & Luigi: Dream Team trailer really closely, you can kinda see it.

Lousy Smarch Weather.

Most TV anchors cap out at Atari. Read more