Matthew Buzzi's saved articles

No, but I've met people who don't think that Majora's Mask is the best Zelda, yet I still find it in my heart to believe they're good people. It's tough. Read more

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

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And then they arm and armour them. And then in a bid to increase the rollout of the service and make it cheaper, they hand control over to GPS controlled AI routines. And then to save money further they lapse on the upkeep of essential subroutines. It is taken for granted. Read more

Well, for starters, the headline would be "No, The Xbox One Doesn't Have A 'Wobbling' Problem." Read more

It all goes according to plan until you hit "run" and it says "could not escape". Then your setup catches fire from the extra computation required, the house burns down, your wife leaves you for the neighbor (with a shiny Mewtwo), and your boss fires you for lacking motivation... Read more

This is bullshit. Everyone knows the memory isn't the issue. What is happening is the external hardware connectivity grid (EHCG) was modified by the Xbox after initial launch specs were adjusted. If the Xbox incorporates a new core remodeling node, which will be able to sync the two vectors together, all should be… Read more

Maybe I've just been "trained" for games with these situations, but I thought this was a no brainer. Any game where there's an option to upgrade your influence or talking skills, I always give it a one or two point boost per level. By the time I was at this point in the game, I easily talked Wrex down. Read more

"Oi! Never mind that speech, waiter— where's my silverware, then?" Read more

Age of Mythology and expansion Age of Mythology: The Titans

Rome wasn't patched in a day. Read more

Telling the other guy to kill himself was a bad move on Fish's part, but given how viciously and relentlessly Beer was attacking him, especially on a personal level, I can't really say I blame him.

See, all my town is filled with awesome people. Everyone who started the town is cool, and a bunch of the people who moved in were awesome. I was p. pleased, until one day, Quillson moved in.

Quillson is a dumb duck that sucks and doesn't even know what he wants. I mean, look at him. What theme is he going for in… Read more